Incompetent “terrorists” fail to strike terror
Laughably bad terrorists watched some videos on the internet, go to Homebase, buy some propane cannisters and a can of petrol, and try to turn themselves into suicide bombers. Unfortunately they don’t understand even the basics of explosives. Perhaps next time they should buy the Anarchist’s Cookbook. There won’t be a next time for these fools because they will be spending a very long time at HM’s pleasure.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/29/more_fear_biscuits_please/
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/02/terror_idiocy_outbreak/