Archive for the 'stupidity' Category
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Friday, June 18th, 2010Richard’s first chilli of the year test
Saturday, June 12th, 2010We are growing the cayenne variety of chilli peppers. Here is my scientific test of the first pepper from this season.


Cathay Pacific … what the f—?
Saturday, June 5th, 2010I simply don’t believe this Cathay Pacific advert …

But wait, there’s more. If you go to their website there’s this ridiculous flash “game” where you have to grab “girl cards” out of the air, and then there’s a mini-bio on each one. Meet for instance “Julia Chen”, flight attendant by day, but by night …

It’s like the 1950s and 60s all over again …
Dry ice
Friday, March 26th, 2010Crazy fish game
Friday, February 19th, 2010
Apparently it’s called “Sushi Bar“. It’s impossible for non-Japanese.
Curry with paratha
Saturday, January 30th, 2010Paratha is a type of fried bread which I discovered and decided (wrongly) was naan. Anyway, here we’re eating it with a mouth-watering slow-cooked lamb curry made with shanks from the local butcher and sweet potatoes from the local shop. Oishii!

Sorry about the terrible photo. Notice in the background the JML pedometer which registered 3000 steps an hour on my treadmill before it overloaded and died. Bloody JML!!
Where did Oriental City go?
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010Oriental City was a large South-East Asian mall and community centre in North London, reasonably close to Colindale Station. It closed for redevelopment on 1 June 2008, though as of early 2010 the redevelopment appears unlikely to actually happen, and the new Pacific Plaza in Wembley looks much more promising. THIS LINK is a partial list of where the Oriental City traders have moved to. (Was it worth destroying a few acres of land and an entire cross-London community for this?)
Possibly Pacific Plaza might replace it. They have the Japanese crockery shop, but not yet the huge supermarket.
Painting and decorating
Sunday, December 6th, 2009
Apparently I’m a “head man”
Tuesday, December 1st, 2009Useless train service, so why not?
Saturday, November 21st, 2009Unlike Silverlink they can’t seem to run trains on time, so … http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Shitland
Bloody Japanese captcha!
Thursday, November 19th, 2009

It took me bloody ages to work out that they were asking for me to type in the numbers (like イチ => 1 etc). I was trying to type in the hiragana and katakana …
Flying flipping freehold
Monday, November 2nd, 2009
Ooops
Sunday, October 18th, 2009Sorry about the downtime over the past two days. I accidentally pressed the wrong button on the web server.
Everything should be back to normal now.
Chickens and goats
Thursday, September 24th, 2009A few weeks ago I bought by accident the Complete Encyclopedia of Chickens.

Wow, chickens are … amazing!





These are Japanese fighting cocks! called Japanese SHAMO:

But I also bought a book about goats …

I love a box!!!
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009Working in London = overrated
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009I got up at 7am this morning, got on a crowded train at 8, worked from 9 to 6.30, went for a quick drink, London Shitland was delayed on the way back, got home at 9.30! And now I’m knackered.
Going to London is overrated!
The kings of idiots
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009Today is the third anniversary of this blog. By some sort of dreadful anti-cosmic coincidence, it’s similar to the second anniverary.
It’s POCKY! (Not Mikado or whatever)
Saturday, April 18th, 2009Not sure about the whole message there, but anyhow … inspired by this advert, I bought a packet. 59p per packet, and they are quite tiny compared to the real pocky. Also the milk chocolate is horrible compared to the plain chocolate pocky they sell in Japan.







