Archive for the 'stupidity' Category
Yare yare?
Tuesday, November 13th, 2007
Magic mushrooms?
Friday, October 19th, 2007Found by the canal (it is shroom season now):

The real thing:

Thanks, Sainsburys
Saturday, September 8th, 2007£14.99 -> £14.89, a whole TEN PENCE.

I hate supermarkets.
Strange strange strange
Friday, September 7th, 2007Meerkats & camera
Thursday, September 6th, 2007Wii competition
Sunday, July 15th, 2007Damn …

Incompetent “terrorists” fail to strike terror
Sunday, July 1st, 2007Laughably bad terrorists watched some videos on the internet, go to Homebase, buy some propane cannisters and a can of petrol, and try to turn themselves into suicide bombers. Unfortunately they don’t understand even the basics of explosives. Perhaps next time they should buy the Anarchist’s Cookbook. There won’t be a next time for these fools because they will be spending a very long time at HM’s pleasure.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/29/more_fear_biscuits_please/
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/02/terror_idiocy_outbreak/
Important Japan news
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007Blair be gone
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007Hard to believe that 10 years ago we were happy to get rid of a spent and morally bankrupt government ……
… oh wait …
Thanks for RIPA, policy laundering, data retention (previously), section 44, collaboration with that oh so “special” relationship, indefinite detention without trial, ignorance and stupidity, bribes, …
Image by the excellent C4 illustrator / b3tard Beau Bo D’Or.
Pigeondance
Wednesday, June 6th, 2007Free Google pens
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007Habitual birophagists will be familiar with the unwelcome crunch of plastic and the taste of ink which comes from poorly designed promotional pens. Google’s free pens (of which I got a big handful at their last bash in Belgrave House) suffer in particular from a weak plastic screw joint, and they break apart after even relatively short hacking sessions:

Here’s hoping that the smart folks at Google can rectify this problem (metal pens, anyone?) and send me some. I don’t need to tell them — they’ll find me.
More birophagy:

Road to stupid
Saturday, May 5th, 2007Two hours of my life that I won’t see again

If you want to see a good Tom Hanks movie, I recommend Apollo 13.
Kills bird flu
Thursday, May 3rd, 2007This prompted a small WTF moment when I was in the supermarket today:

Jeyes Fluid “Kills bird flu”. Well I’m sure it does. So does bleach, or probably washing up liquid.
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Tuesday, May 1st, 200709 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0.
The sooner we can get rid of these stupid government monopoly/cartels, the better. Read more and even more and for the geeks …
Russian Hippies Yearn To Have Money, RHYTHM vs OILRIG
Tuesday, May 1st, 2007Yearn to be able to spell the word RHYTHM? Look no further than this easy to recall mnemonic: Russian Hippies Yearn To Have Money[*].
Currently, there are no hits on Google. So as far as I know, this was invented by someone at my school. I don’t know his name, but this aide-memoire has helped me on many occasions.
(Unfortunately Oxidation is Loss, Reduction is Gain (OILRIG) which was also claimed by a classmate of mine, turns out to be rather more commonly known.)
[*] It made a bit more sense in the 80s when (we assumed) Russian hippies suffering under communism were really rather poor.
Earthquake!
Saturday, April 28th, 2007When I was in Aomori four years ago there was a really huge earthquake near Sendai which shook the whole place for a minute. Screen capture from the TV:

Daikon foot!
Wednesday, April 25th, 2007Onigiri
Sunday, April 22nd, 2007Instant onigiri!
I don’t believe it …

Save Oriental City!
Monday, April 9th, 2007Sign the official petition to save Oriental City which is due to be “redeveloped” (turned into a B&Q superstore of all things) without any consideration except for profits.





